Howdy y'all! Uh, Ah mean, sir. Y'all bein' the boss' kin 'n all, figure ought to show a little respect, sorry. Ahm Texas, remember? Y'all were hereabouts durin' that bit with the Civil War, thinkin' 'bout joinin' us up to y'all's Empire if we was to get split of the boss. *sigh* Sometimes Ah do wonder if Ahd've been better off...He ain't the brains God gave a chicken and those fool things can at least feed themselves proper...Y'all still lookin' for recruits? Jokin', o'course.
Anyways, Ah did see y'all and recollect what fine company y'all were durin' that time, figured Ah'd say hello. Mah apologies if Ah gave offense.